Enemas — Gwyneth Paltrow sells a coffee enema and, sadly, we no longer have Frank Zappa with us to dedicate a song to that shit

Goop sells an enema (the thing you put into your butt) to pump coffee into it.

This process is supposed to clean and detoxify your bowel, so that it will be healthier and happier.

At least, that’s what Goop says.

Science, on the other hand, says that this claim has been debunked. You could do extreme damage to your bowel with the use of this.

Harming to your bowel, which could include ripping or tearing, could lead to fecal matter being spread to the rest of your body — resulting in illness, or toxicity poisoning.

Leave your coffee in your cups and out of your butts, folks.

Picture and text of Gillian Sisley here

Comment #1

Zappa wrote this song about an actual case in which a midnite bandit robbed 7-11's late at night.

He always picked ones that had women on the late shift. besides robbing them, he tied them up and gave them an enema.

Zappa was outraged that when caught, the bandit was tried for robbing, what he did to the women was ignored.

Apparently robbing 711's was against the law in Illinois, but tying the women up and forcing them to, well, you know WAS NOT AGAINST ILLINOIS LAW!!!!!

Socially relevant music, not gangsta at all.

Comment #2

Michael Hubert Kenyon (born c. 1944 in Elgin, Illinois) is an American criminal nicknamed the Enema Bandit.

After his arrest he was judged to be legally sane; in December 1975, he pleaded guilty to six counts of armed robbery and was sentenced to six to twelve years in prison for each count, but was never charged for the enema assaults.

He was paroled in 1981 after serving six years.