"And Now For Something Completely Different" (#279)

I'm perimenopausal, and I can't remember squat

There's a ringing in my ears, and I tend to fart a lot

A 5 o'clock shadow wasn´t in my plans

Every time I sneeze, I fricking pee my pants

 

*****

See, I'm no longer desperate. I'll only have a man

If he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am.

If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea.

If you can't see what it is you have, you ain't having me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies... are DIVINE!!!